It’s a popular fear that after a few years of being Mr and Mrs., the marital bed typically becomes a place where financial woes are discussed and the desire for a night’s sleep replaces sex. A recent study has revealed how much time a clever woman puts into keeping her husband satisfied so there’s less chance he’ll stray.
The study, conducted by Victoria Milan – a dating site for married and attached people looking to cheat – asked 12,670 of its active male members from 21 countries how long their wives and long-term partners spend pleasing and teasing them in the bedroom – and how creative she is with her love games.
Playing with and eating fruit, alternating ice and warm sensations on skin, experimenting with playful sex toys, licking melted chocolate and whipped cream from each other’s bodies and streaming sexual acts for the pleasure of unknown strangers are just some of the adventurous and amorous acts these wives and long-term partners dabble in.
A woman with relationship longevity in mind keeps things fresh by ensuring the marital bed remains a place of pleasure, and she uses it as such for hours in the evenings, rather than allowing it to become a meeting place with an agenda that includes who is paying the bills and what time the kids need to be picked up from school.
Sexually smart women know that the longer they occupy their husbands, the more she will exhaust him and reduce the desire he might have to go and spend his sexual energy with another woman.
The luck of the Irish comes out on top, with Irish women spending the largest amount of time spent warming up the bed for their men. On average, Irish women spend 152 minutes taking care of their man so his eyes don’t wander.
Swedish men are almost as fortunate, as their blonde haired, blue eyed wives will dedicate 135 minutes to pleasing their man and exhausting him sexually.
Polish women are no fools and know they need to keep their husbands busy in the bedroom to avoid him being tempted by other beautiful Polish women. 131 minutes per bedroom session are spend ensuring he’s sexually satisfied.
You could set a timer to how long a German frau will spend time fluffing about in the marital bed. 130 minutes are assigned to amorous activities that become more adventurous as the marriage wears on – Germans are known for their kinky, boundary pushing boudoir behaviour.
Amorous Austrian women take their time and like to spend 128 minutes on average licking, pleasing, playing with and tempting their husbands and long-term partners. Similarly, Hungarian husbands are among the most sexually satisfied men on the planet as their hot Hungarian wives also give them 128 minutes of pleasure each time they have sex.
The Italian senoritas dish up 126 tasty, tantalizing and tempting minutes when they pin their husbands down in the bedroom. Italian women are generous but also jealous and will go to any lengths to please their man.
Danish women are beautiful, athletic and energetic and they have no problem burning off that energy in the bedroom, Danish men can expect 124 minutes per erotic evening where their wives will pull out all stops to ensure he is exhausted and has enjoyed himself.
The Swiss Misses spend just over two hours (122 minutes) ensuring the bedroom remains a place of pleasure and not practicalities. Swiss wives are known for getting creative and enjoying fine chocolate in more ways than one.
Greek women love to control their men, and their men truly enjoy being controlled – for 120 minutes at a time. Greek couples spend this time playing and pleasuring each other, and the women have a hidden agenda: exhausting their husbands.
Some of the world’s most beautiful women reside in the Czech Republic so the stakes are high when it comes to the threat of their husbands straying. Czech women keep their husbands teased, tied up and tantalized for 117 minutes at a time to ensure he’s too enamoured and exhausted to look elsewhere for fun.
Sexy Spanish senoritas turn up the heat in the bedroom and keep things simmering for 112 minutes to ensure their husbands wake up in the morning completely satisfied, happy and wanting for nothing.
French women love to slowly make love to their husbands and will spend 111 minutes making his fantasies become a reality with all the added extras.
Norwegian women are bold and beautiful and behind the closed bedroom doors they treat their husbands to sexual experiences that typically last 109 minutes and are worth every single second.
Women in the UK don’t waste time on chit chat unless it’s of the dirty variety. Rather, these ladies spend 105 minutes between the sheets giving their husbands nights of both naughty and nice experiences.
South African men are giving no reason to stray or even look at other women considering their wives give them 102 minutes of adult attention each time they head for the mattress.
Dutch women are generous lovers and give their husbands a solid 100 minutes of playtime when they enter the bedroom. These are sexy and shrewd women who know how to keep their man busy.
Sweet, sticky maple syrup is used for more than just pancakes – ask any Canadian woman worth her salt in the bedroom. Canadian husbands should rejoice – their creative and crafty wives spend 99 minutes on average keeping their man satisfied.
The United States and Belgium have something in common, and it’s not just a love for whipped cream and chocolate. Wives from both countries spend an average of 94 minutes tasting and teasing their husbands to keep them from venturing to voluptuous vixens.
An hour and a half (90 minutes) is the amount of time it takes for a Finnish woman to flirt, feel and fornicate with her husband as she likes to take her time and do it just how he likes it.
Founder and CEO of Victoria Milan, Sigurd Vedal, said clever women will exhaust their husband with foreplay and keep their knowledge of adventurous sexual trends up to date.
"There’s an old adage from a mother to her daughter: in order to avoid your husband being interested in other ladies you should spend all your husband’s money and ensure he is sexually exhausted and doesn’t even have the energy to look at another woman.
"The bedroom must remain sacred in order for a relationship to remain passionate, romantic and erotic. Conversations regarding instalment of car payments, your children’s school lives or the general humdrum should never take place in the bedroom," Mr Vedal said.
Number of minutes dedicated to bedroom bliss with the hidden agenda of exhausting husbands
Ireland | 152 |
Sweden | 135 |
Poland | 131 |
Germany | 130 |
Austria | 128 |
Hungary | 128 |
Italy | 126 |
Denmark | 124 |
Switzerland | 122 |
Greece | 120 |
Czech Republic | 117 |
Spain | 112 |
France | 111 |
Norway | 109 |
United Kingdom | 105 |
South Africa | 102 |
Netherlands | 100 |
Canada | 99 |
US | 94 |
Belgium | 94 |
Finland | 90 |